Missing

Mmmatony

Beloved dog. Technically a crow.

A black crow perched indoors near office monitors — Artist's rendering. Do not confront without snacks.

Last seen MSTIC HQ

Responds to 54477

Status Extremely missed

Mmmatony has been missing and may be pretending not to hear you. If spotted, say the numbers 54477 in a calm voice. He may approach, judge your posture, and leave anyway.

Reward: one sincere apology and whatever he was already carrying.